My Super Pooper
It was a huge night in our household, as my daughter pooped on the toilet for the first time. We celebrated like she had just won an academy award (I would put a red carpet out leading up to the toilet, but people might confuse the poop for Joan Rivers.)
After 10 minutes of telling her what a Super Duper Pooper was, she actually started displaying some false modesty. She said, "Dad, it wasn't that big of a deal." She's almost Dwyane Wade-esque in her ability to downplay her superhuman abilities.
And when she reads this in 10 years, there is a 90% chance she will poison me.