Death is Just the Part When You Stop Dying
I'm no doctor, but I'm 90% sure I'll be dead by the end of the week. In fact, don't get to close to your computer - you might catch something.
I had a court illustrator come do an artist's rendering of me at home:
So when you're whining about me not doing another post, I will be asleep and ignoring you. Trust me, nobody is more bummed than my daughter, who has been waiting patiently to go sledding with me and now can't because daddy's sick.