Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Happy Gay Turkey Day!



Great, now the state has to pass another consitutional amendment.

From MSNBC:

From male killer whales that ride the dorsal fin of another male to female bonobos that rub their genitals together, the animal kingdom tolerates all kinds of lifestyles. A first-ever museum display, "Against Nature?," which opened last month at the University of Oslo's Natural History Museum in Norway, presents 51 species of animals exhibiting homosexuality...

However, species continuation may not always be the ultimate goal, as many animals, including humans, engage in sexual activities more than is necessary for reproduction.

You mean you can have sex without making a baby? Really? That's the excuse women gave me for 20 years!

One question - if you eat a gay turkey, are you a party to a hate crime? I knew something was wrong when I got home from work and my goldfish had rearranged the furniture and bought new drapes.

Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone out there. Try not to aggravate your relatives too much.