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Small Town Mourns Beloved Rooster That Acted Like Person (Video)
I dare you to keep a straight face while watching it.
And what the hell is going on in Oregon these days? In just the past few days, they've had:
The guy who sued Michael Jordan for $832 million because he thinks they look alike.
The desperate woman who called 911 to get the phone number for a cute police officer; and
The guy who repairs his truck naked (Video)
Quite a hat trick.