Dane County Fair Time
I've always been curious about the whole "ribbon awarding" process at county fairs. Why should some husky 4-H'er get all the credit for raising a big fat pig? It's not like she somehow magically coaxed the pig into growing - the pig does all the work. So why does the owner get the ribbon? Can't we at least get the pig a lap dance before he becomes an award winning BLT?