Important Life Saving Advice
If you just happened not to speak English, and you just happened to be robbed by a guy wearing a bandana wrapped around his nose, and you just happened to take life saving advice from aerobics instructors, then this video is for you, my friend. You will not see anything funnier this week - that's my solid gold guarantee.
Via Dave Barry
As an aside, being rubbed by two men can cost you a lot in Japan.