Sunday, April 30, 2006

Employers Beware

So you know when you're in a job interview and they ask the stupid question "what is your biggest weakness?" And you have to come up with some completely bogus answer, like "I work too hard," or "I'm too dedicated to my job" or some BS like that?

This weekend I figured out that I am terrible at gauging the correct amount of ranch dressing I need for whatever I plan on dipping into it. Whether it be chicken wings, pizza crust, or chicken strips, I always put way too much ranch into the cup I'm using, which means I end up wasting about four ounces of perfectly good dressing.

So there you have it, prospective employers. I have now come up with my answer. So there's really no need to ask it anymore.