Oscar Fever (accompanied by a rash)
No posts of any substance tonight (as if any of them are), as the wife and I have caught Oscar fever and watched the telecast to the end. A brief transcript of our discussion as an obviously pre- or post- pregnancy Jennifer Garner presented an award:
Me: Is she preggers or did she already have the baby?
Wife: I think she already had it.
Me: 'Cause I need to know when to start sending the checks.
Wife: Slaps me in the head.
Honestly, my wife deserves a Purple Heart for being married to me.