Sunday, March 05, 2006

Oscar Fever (accompanied by a rash)

No posts of any substance tonight (as if any of them are), as the wife and I have caught Oscar fever and watched the telecast to the end. A brief transcript of our discussion as an obviously pre- or post- pregnancy Jennifer Garner presented an award:

Me: Is she preggers or did she already have the baby?

Wife: I think she already had it.

Me: 'Cause I need to know when to start sending the checks.

Wife: Slaps me in the head.

Honestly, my wife deserves a Purple Heart for being married to me.