Monday, August 08, 2005

Shocker: Vrakas' Mustache to Serve as Campaign Manager

Just so everyone doesn't think that Jessica McBride has all the good scoops on the Waukesha County Executive race: My sources tell me that Dan Vrakas' mustache will make a command return appearance to run his County Exec race.

The presence of Vrakas' mustache explains why other qualified challengers are all bowing out of the race. Ultimate respect should be shown to any individual that would sport a "cookie duster" like this.

In all seriousness, can you believe this look? Was he in the witness protection program at any time? An adult film career, perhaps?

Voters simply have no choice but to vote for someone that at one point looked like they could have won a Ron Burgundy lookalike contest.

Vrakas' mustache was unavailable for comment.